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jmc_bksThe morning did not start well. Overslept.
On the radio, I heard that there are trade rumors circulating about Hayden Penn (meh) and Brian Roberts (no! no! no!) maybe going to Atlanta. I know the O's need a power hitter, but B-Rob is a future Hall of Famer, I think, as long as he stays healthy. And the last position player that the O's groomed and kept? Cal Ripken. Gotta stop relying on trades for them.
Then I got stuck in the elevator at the train station. With seven other women. For two hours. And what did the fireman and elevator engineer ask us? If there was a man in the car. Because having a penis would've kept the elevator from breaking down, apparently. Well, really, they wanted a man to push on the doors from the inside. Because one man inside would've made a difference...even though eight men on the outside couldn't force the doors open.
On the radio, I heard that there are trade rumors circulating about Hayden Penn (meh) and Brian Roberts (no! no! no!) maybe going to Atlanta. I know the O's need a power hitter, but B-Rob is a future Hall of Famer, I think, as long as he stays healthy. And the last position player that the O's groomed and kept? Cal Ripken. Gotta stop relying on trades for them.
Then I got stuck in the elevator at the train station. With seven other women. For two hours. And what did the fireman and elevator engineer ask us? If there was a man in the car. Because having a penis would've kept the elevator from breaking down, apparently. Well, really, they wanted a man to push on the doors from the inside. Because one man inside would've made a difference...even though eight men on the outside couldn't force the doors open.
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Date: 2006-12-05 05:21 pm (UTC)UGH!
Because having a penis would've kept the elevator from breaking down, apparently.
Well, I have a penis, and I have never been stuck in an elevator. You don't have a penis and got stuck in an elevator, ergo, having a penis means you never get stuck in an elevator.
Simple logic and biology right there!
First prengnacy, now this?
I weep for your gender.
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Date: 2006-12-05 05:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-08 11:07 am (UTC)Is there a man in the elevator? I imagine in my panicky state C-Rex would have roared to life and the men on the other side of the door would have left me in there for their own protection ;)
CindyS