Descriptions

Am reading Nancy Goldstone's Four Queens: The Provencal Sisters Who Ruled Europe. This description of Simon de Montfort strikes me, I think because of the irony, enthusiasm and criticism all rolled up in it:

Simon de Montfort was one of the most renowned figures of his day, and a pivotal actor in the drama that would result in French hegemony in the region. Simon was austere, honest, pious, faithful to his wife, abstemious, uncomplaining, and relentless. His only flaw of character seems to have been the unbridled, exuberant brutality with which he slaughtered those whose religious beliefs did not conform to his own. Here was a man who loved his work.

Er, this text refers to the elder Simon de Montfort, not his son Simon de Montfort who called the first parliament and who was married to Eleanor Marshal nee Plantagenet.  It's also a bit of an understatement, since the other bits of information I've read about Simon Sr. indicate that he was notoriously cruel and brutal.

Dear Egomaniac

Dear Egomaniac Accountant:

Please stop trying to practice law. Believe it or not (I know you don't), the lawyers around you are better at it than you.

In exchange, we promise not to tell you how to properly book receivables.

Eff off,
Me

PS The fact that a judgment does not say what you want the way you want doesn't mean it's wrong. Please do feel free to tell Judge X he's wrong and instruct him on the proper way to draft a document that makes your job easier. Let me know that turns out for you, 'kay?

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